The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12310. | ... (h01001010) | 96.05 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 12311. | john3ners (john3ners) | 96.05 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 12312. | marcus (marquays) | 96.05 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 12313. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 96.05 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 12314. | bruh (dudebruhfunny) | 96.04 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 12315. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 96.04 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12316. | Maxim (dubstepbf) | 96.04 | 99% | 2018-11-16 |
| 12317. | Rachelle (persimmon) | 96.04 | 97% | 2016-08-16 |
| 12318. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 96.04 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 12319. | Oscar (starskyz) | 96.04 | 90% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12320. | Maks (soult4ker) | 96.04 | 94% | 2014-01-18 |
| 12321. | Zakhar (3eldu) | 96.03 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12322. | ARK [alt for colemak-dhm] (... | 96.03 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 12323. | Azuhariet (azuhariet) | 96.03 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 12324. | Larry (shyvisitor) | 96.03 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 12325. | Jay (jdpthota) | 96.03 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 12326. | LULU (luluthecow) | 96.02 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12327. | Kulafo (lilcrest16) | 96.02 | 99% | 2012-10-15 |
| 12328. | Norman (dancingcat) | 96.02 | 96% | 2018-01-22 |
| 12329. | 👺Wainie san (wxia) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 12330. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 96.01 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 12331. | James (conradj523) | 96.00 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 12332. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 96.00 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 12333. | შოთა (silknet777) | 96.00 | 93% | 2015-03-24 |
| 12334. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 96.00 | 100% | 2020-01-20 |
| 12335. | 911 (domeier) | 96.00 | 96% | 2012-08-25 |
| 12336. | Tre (hurmesole) | 95.99 | 94% | 2012-12-09 |
| 12337. | House V (housev) | 95.99 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 12338. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 95.99 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 12339. | Shane (shane_m) | 95.99 | 97% | 2013-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |