As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8914. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 85.93 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
| 8915. | Gabriel (gabrielbutu) | 85.93 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 8916. | cbaby (cecarbon) | 85.93 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 8917. | Micha (derpeus) | 85.93 | 97.2% | 2024-02-02 |
| 8918. | typing is cringe, (saorla) | 85.93 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 8919. | River (silentriver) | 85.92 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8920. | Chris T. (o0madara0o) | 85.92 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
| 8921. | Sean (sho01) | 85.92 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
| 8922. | George (linnypurple) | 85.91 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8923. | Fille (pop0n) | 85.91 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
| 8924. | Siri (eternalreign) | 85.90 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8925. | Order (orderadchaos) | 85.90 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 8926. | An (datran8258) | 85.90 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 8927. | Kjaerbunny (kjaerbunny) | 85.89 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 8928. | Amit (amiteshore) | 85.89 | 97.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 8929. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 85.89 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8930. | Bri (dancingbri129) | 85.88 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 8931. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 85.88 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8932. | David (king_cao1) | 85.88 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8933. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 85.88 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 8934. | 102348 (102348) | 85.88 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8935. | eric (eric8) | 85.88 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8936. | Logan (loganft) | 85.88 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 8937. | Tyler (ichihime123) | 85.87 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8938. | Name (mr_121) | 85.87 | 96.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8939. | Nick (cluelessneep) | 85.87 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8940. | Mathias (mathi2912) | 85.87 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8941. | Andres (avillarreal) | 85.87 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 8942. | joygerry (joygerry) | 85.86 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 8943. | Yogender Singh Jadon (yogen... | 85.86 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |