Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1678. | loois (gorgontes) | 115.85 | 100% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1679. | sadiyah (sadiyah) | 115.85 | 95% | 2011-12-07 |
| 1680. | Eric (radiosurgery) | 115.84 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 1681. | julai (hingryjulia) | 115.84 | 99% | 2023-08-16 |
| 1682. | real (realscav) | 115.84 | 97.6% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1683. | Chosilog (chosilog) | 115.83 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 1684. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 115.82 | 98% | 2015-02-16 |
| 1685. | Wataru (yuyues) | 115.82 | 98% | 2011-07-04 |
| 1686. | aco (acoxstpd) | 115.81 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 1687. | Serg (drgsus) | 115.80 | 97.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1688. | Violet (a87321dc00) | 115.80 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1689. | Ryan (paxprobellum) | 115.79 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 1690. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 115.77 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 1691. | David (dahsolekim) | 115.76 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 1692. | izzi (izzi_e) | 115.76 | 97% | 2014-05-29 |
| 1693. | SPREAD DVORAK PROPAGANDA (a... | 115.75 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1694. | Solo (hansolo176) | 115.74 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 1695. | uguu~ (danbooru) | 115.74 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 1696. | ㅤ (clarified) | 115.73 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 1697. | rsdigital.com.au (cooper1289) | 115.72 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 1698. | (´・_・｀) (sinzi) | 115.71 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 1699. | Mizune (mizune) | 115.70 | 98% | 2015-04-22 |
| 1700. | lolz (mijellin) | 115.70 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 1701. | HiDa (hiida) | 115.67 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 1702. | Hello (loudasian) | 115.67 | 99% | 2012-07-21 |
| 1703. | ಠ_ಠ (fullofenergy) | 115.66 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 1704. | atsumu (silkynq) | 115.64 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 1705. | Joshua (shmucky) | 115.64 | 99.4% | 2023-09-10 |
| 1706. | lbrtdy (lbrtdy) | 115.64 | 97% | 2012-07-28 |
| 1707. | Jobo (josephgyu) | 115.63 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |