The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 605. | (torrentsrage) | 145.96 | 100% | 2014-01-14 |
| 606. | (3l81n50) | 145.93 | 99% | 2012-09-24 |
| 607. | (chrais) | 145.91 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 608. | (excetra) | 145.79 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 609. | (andrewtsui) | 145.79 | 99% | 2011-09-04 |
| 610. | I can't beat you chimchim (... | 145.74 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 611. | (josephong) | 145.72 | 100% | 2011-10-31 |
| 612. | (ptes77) | 145.64 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 613. | Brian (13121417) | 145.63 | 98% | 2013-05-21 |
| 614. | (bananabonger) | 145.62 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 615. | Sean (mrsean) | 145.62 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 616. | Benji (bmhowie2011) | 145.60 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 617. | Kevin (blinky) | 145.59 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 618. | (macieje) | 145.57 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 619. | (willmtx) | 145.56 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 620. | (deodand) | 145.53 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 621. | Dana (danayi) | 145.52 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 622. | (izrofel) | 145.52 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 623. | (breakneck3) | 145.51 | 99% | 2018-01-08 |
| 624. | xmesty (xmesty) | 145.49 | 100% | 2012-01-17 |
| 625. | Jebediah (jebediah123) | 145.49 | 98.6% | 2023-08-03 |
| 626. | (silentassumptions) | 145.45 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 627. | (madd926) | 145.45 | 99% | 2011-12-10 |
| 628. | (big_boss1) | 145.44 | 97.3% | 2023-07-25 |
| 629. | (suck_my_phallus) | 145.44 | 99% | 2013-11-14 |
| 630. | (brygar) | 145.38 | 99% | 2014-09-15 |
| 631. | (monikas) | 145.37 | 98% | 2014-11-26 |
| 632. | (loom981) | 145.36 | 100% | 2022-07-27 |
| 633. | Stephen (installed) | 145.33 | 98% | 2015-02-16 |
| 634. | (jimysucks) | 145.33 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |