And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4520. | Jake (suqerb) | 114.06 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 4521. | Nick (nickjanne) | 114.06 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 4522. | Jolan (simcoen) | 114.06 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 4523. | DJ (djjeavons) | 114.06 | 99% | 2012-07-06 |
| 4524. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 114.05 | 97.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 4525. | Eric (enam0005) | 114.04 | 96.7% | 2023-08-31 |
| 4526. | Chris (cdav114) | 114.04 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 4527. | Andrew (xj04129) | 114.03 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 4528. | Miles (milesxd) | 114.03 | 94% | 2013-10-16 |
| 4529. | Fluke (fever) | 114.02 | 95% | 2014-06-21 |
| 4530. | logan (loganx2000) | 114.01 | 98% | 2016-09-27 |
| 4531. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 114.01 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 4532. | am (strifesbeat) | 114.01 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 4533. | Jimmy (jkit) | 114.01 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 4534. | MiniPeWZ (minipewz) | 114.00 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4535. | fenno (fennoooooo) | 113.99 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 4536. | 👻 (damoru) | 113.98 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 4537. | Peanut (peanutpocket) | 113.98 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 4538. | Mads (viqing) | 113.97 | 94% | 2011-12-26 |
| 4539. | [10FF] Jashe (jakob2000) | 113.97 | 93% | 2015-08-04 |
| 4540. | Raymond (fuzzybaffy) | 113.97 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 4541. | Joseph (_regex_) | 113.97 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 4542. | NiceOne (pkzviiv) | 113.96 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 4543. | Joshua (parkourman) | 113.96 | 96% | 2012-05-02 |
| 4544. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 113.95 | 97% | 2012-05-16 |
| 4545. | Snow (snowful) | 113.93 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4546. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 113.93 | 99% | 2013-04-02 |
| 4547. | px ツ (purplexion) | 113.93 | 98.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4548. | t (tomn114) | 113.93 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 4549. | aida (cloudywithachanceofme... | 113.93 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |