The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19899. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 83.17 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 19900. | ch3ckpls (mombear29) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 19901. | Michael (notmaiku) | 83.16 | 95.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 19902. | Richard (loop_of_henle) | 83.16 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 19903. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 83.15 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 19904. | Zachary (zacdos) | 83.15 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 19905. | Edwin (keyhem_) | 83.15 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 19906. | choeqq (choeqq) | 83.15 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 19907. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 83.15 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 19908. | toasteronabagel (toasterona... | 83.15 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 19909. | Jason (jasonding1999) | 83.15 | 99% | 2017-01-06 |
| 19910. | Ulrik (fnystal) | 83.15 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 19911. | Silvia (silviabali) | 83.15 | 95% | 2014-08-17 |
| 19912. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 83.15 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 19913. | Ghost (immaghost) | 83.15 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
| 19914. | Lara (curlarz) | 83.15 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 19915. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 83.14 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| 19916. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 83.14 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 19917. | keon (keonxqt) | 83.14 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 19918. | paldepind (paldepind) | 83.14 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 19919. | Deus (deus) | 83.14 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 19920. | Malysha (mrvp807) | 83.14 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 19921. | Zohab (damn_boy) | 83.14 | 94% | 2012-10-05 |
| 19922. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 83.13 | 96% | 2021-07-14 |
| 19923. | brandon (drunbin) | 83.13 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 19924. | Magnus (wowgnus) | 83.13 | 93% | 2015-01-12 |
| 19925. | Tri (zirius) | 83.13 | 96% | 2012-09-08 |
| 19926. | Thomas (thomasgreen) | 83.13 | 93% | 2015-06-18 |
| 19927. | Sam (sdeng) | 83.13 | 85% | 2012-10-19 |
| 19928. | Rafael (rafaelclp) | 83.13 | 90% | 2012-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |