I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6872. | Michao (michao) | 94.74 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6873. | mike (mikechen) | 94.73 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 6874. | [Abandoned Account} (throwa... | 94.73 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 6875. | James (frxction) | 94.73 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 6876. | Beast Lee (sittingwonderduck) | 94.73 | 96.4% | 2024-01-05 |
| 6877. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 94.73 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 6878. | TypingMaster. (righteous2) | 94.72 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 6879. | Andrew (thesoko) | 94.72 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| 6880. | Landon (lchu613) | 94.72 | 97% | 2016-03-06 |
| 6881. | Baritenah (baritenah) | 94.71 | 98% | 2025-07-03 |
| 6882. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 94.71 | 97.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6883. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 6884. | Alec (alecwest) | 94.71 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| 6885. | linkai (linkaixd) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 6886. | Gustavo (gustydoke) | 94.71 | 88% | 2016-01-16 |
| 6887. | tetsu (tetsuro) | 94.71 | 97% | 2015-05-06 |
| 6888. | Dwima (dwizz) | 94.70 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 6889. | Christian (ianragna163) | 94.70 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 6890. | damloojy (damloojy) | 94.70 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 6891. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 94.70 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 6892. | xagaxi (xagaxi) | 94.70 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 6893. | Bryan (blcm123) | 94.70 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 6894. | phzz (phzzq) | 94.70 | 92% | 2015-08-28 |
| 6895. | rahmu (rahmu) | 94.69 | 98% | 2016-02-29 |
| 6896. | nebbii (nebbii) | 94.68 | 93% | 2017-03-22 |
| 6897. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 94.68 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6898. | Reynol (arsen714) | 94.67 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 6899. | pee (peethedestroyer) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 6900. | Darrive (darrive) | 94.67 | 99% | 2015-11-23 |
| 6901. | jeff (typecringe) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |