So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30996. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 51.11 | 94% | 2021-12-22 |
| 30997. | xristina (xristina) | 51.11 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 30998. | shahid (shahid_khan) | 51.11 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 30999. | Emmet (porter_potty) | 51.10 | 94% | 2023-01-28 |
| 31000. | Jacob (jabob3007) | 51.10 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 31001. | Bativlock (ba1ivlock) | 51.10 | 91% | 2021-06-22 |
| 31002. | Alex (sashimithenoob) | 51.10 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 31003. | Nurba01 (nurba01) | 51.10 | 90% | 2016-01-07 |
| 31004. | sheehab (sheehab) | 51.10 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 31005. | TheDude (sushilbokade) | 51.09 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 31006. | poupon (poupon) | 51.09 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 31007. | lol (ecobeat) | 51.09 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 31008. | Sammy (sammythebomb) | 51.09 | 91% | 2016-11-18 |
| 31009. | James (jimbo88) | 51.09 | 92% | 2016-04-19 |
| 31010. | MilkShake (idrnkurmlkshk) | 51.08 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
| 31011. | Jeremy (reallybigteeth) | 51.08 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 31012. | Super slow (jan_war) | 51.07 | 93% | 2021-09-14 |
| 31013. | Aleksandr (fonleyb) | 51.07 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 31014. | mikhail (meliseev) | 51.07 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 31015. | Masud (parves1527) | 51.07 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 31016. | Damba (damba) | 51.07 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 31017. | Jake (laketype) | 51.06 | 92% | 2021-05-10 |
| 31018. | PeTerr (earththang99) | 51.06 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| 31019. | Aerion (zvayne) | 51.06 | 93.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 31020. | Ronit (megatopia) | 51.06 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 31021. | grego2612 (grego2612) | 51.06 | 96% | 2017-01-07 |
| 31022. | Miranda (msteward) | 51.06 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 31023. | Elvis (elvislevis) | 51.05 | 94% | 2022-05-25 |
| 31024. | felix (fel1x) | 51.05 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 31025. | Beheshta (beheshta) | 51.05 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |