So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31971. | Ihssane (ihssanee) | 48.09 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 31972. | (svetoslav) | 48.09 | 95% | 2018-07-28 |
| 31973. | (vava) | 48.09 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 31974. | (ixabhay) | 48.09 | 92% | 2016-03-08 |
| 31975. | (phil_snubs) | 48.08 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31976. | (satyamkr118) | 48.08 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 31977. | Tina (tinahan) | 48.08 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 31978. | RalphieKay (ralphiekay) | 48.07 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 31979. | (garvit509) | 48.07 | 94.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 31980. | (doduc) | 48.07 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 31981. | (megaplex2022) | 48.07 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 31982. | Don1k (don1k) | 48.07 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 31983. | mout (moutofyou) | 48.07 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
| 31984. | akm (sadat007) | 48.07 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 31985. | (brontar) | 48.07 | 93% | 2021-03-03 |
| 31986. | (000901) | 48.07 | 93% | 2012-06-19 |
| 31987. | (veganjames) | 48.06 | 93% | 2019-03-26 |
| 31988. | (avocadough) | 48.06 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 31989. | Anirudh (anirudh06) | 48.06 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 31990. | Juvi (juvi) | 48.06 | 93% | 2015-04-02 |
| 31991. | Anda (dama) | 48.06 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 31992. | (abhiiiiter) | 48.05 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 31993. | Arif (arifwcksna) | 48.05 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 31994. | Vishal (vis_hal) | 48.04 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 31995. | Johann (sniperflip) | 48.04 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 31996. | (trombonerz) | 48.04 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
| 31997. | (jakeman90210) | 48.04 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
| 31998. | (ankit447) | 48.04 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 31999. | (vuongtoan) | 48.04 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 32000. | Taoufik (jetaofgak) | 48.03 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |