The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21973. | Jonathan (jwoo516) | 68.88 | 98% | 2012-03-18 |
| 21974. | MrKiredeid (mrkiredeid) | 68.88 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 21975. | cash (calebaracous) | 68.87 | 89% | 2016-05-20 |
| 21976. | owen (sushisynth12) | 68.87 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 21977. | David (dpsimi) | 68.87 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 21978. | mctuvok (mctuvok) | 68.87 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 21979. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 68.87 | 98% | 2014-10-27 |
| 21980. | police (vodoi) | 68.87 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 21981. | John (penguinking278) | 68.86 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 21982. | thean (anhkiengiang) | 68.86 | 93% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21983. | Matthew (liberz) | 68.86 | 90% | 2014-12-04 |
| 21984. | Begga (begga) | 68.86 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
| 21985. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 68.85 | 99% | 2023-02-10 |
| 21986. | Vsbobclear (vsbobclear) | 68.85 | 94% | 2017-04-21 |
| 21987. | Krypto (krypto406) | 68.85 | 88% | 2013-07-13 |
| 21988. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 68.85 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 21989. | R (prind0) | 68.84 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 21990. | Trent (priyank45) | 68.84 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 21991. | Adam (nostromo13) | 68.84 | 90% | 2015-08-21 |
| 21992. | calum (calousime) | 68.84 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21993. | Dalu (dalu) | 68.84 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 21994. | Intruder (mad_sam) | 68.84 | 96% | 2012-03-03 |
| 21995. | Yolandi H (yoli_lc) | 68.83 | 95.5% | 2023-06-29 |
| 21996. | Alex (alexwh) | 68.83 | 93% | 2012-10-18 |
| 21997. | Sai (sait3ja) | 68.83 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 21998. | Mark (10100) | 68.83 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 21999. | Roland (branr3) | 68.83 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
| 22000. | jakis (myron) | 68.83 | 97% | 2011-06-26 |
| 22001. | Teddy (y10d) | 68.83 | 98% | 2012-08-31 |
| 22002. | Wumi (wumi) | 68.83 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |