Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16545. | Tarik (cevapmaster) | 74.40 | 95.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16546. | Serv (servgd) | 74.40 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16547. | HUONO (gghuono) | 74.40 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 16548. | Balaji (balajisivaraman) | 74.40 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 16549. | TW (trwo) | 74.40 | 94% | 2013-10-14 |
| 16550. | Danny (flowburst) | 74.39 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16551. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 74.39 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 16552. | Hello (julius1331) | 74.39 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 16553. | J (elflaco1) | 74.39 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 16554. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 74.39 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 16555. | Gabriel (gabnys) | 74.39 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 16556. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 74.39 | 95.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 16557. | Evan (jcm800) | 74.39 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 16558. | Harrison (harrison181997) | 74.39 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 16559. | Pirastro (tableya) | 74.39 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 16560. | Akzhol (leito1) | 74.39 | 96% | 2015-09-06 |
| 16561. | Ryan (rangussteve) | 74.38 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16562. | Gobind (meri_marzi) | 74.38 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| 16563. | Knyon (knyon) | 74.38 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 16564. | Merlin (yatu) | 74.38 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 16565. | Luis (pureza) | 74.38 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 16566. | Hater (hateself) | 74.38 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 16567. | .̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤... | 74.38 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 16568. | Phuong (cuti3m00n) | 74.38 | 95% | 2015-01-26 |
| 16569. | Bryan (bryanoncolemak) | 74.38 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 16570. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 74.38 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 16571. | Rokdoom (rokdoom) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 16572. | Christopher (oyeah0912) | 74.37 | 96% | 2017-08-21 |
| 16573. | Umesh (umesh_kavinda) | 74.37 | 92% | 2015-05-25 |
| 16574. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 74.37 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |