Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1350. | JC (jaysizzle) | 93.55 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1351. | Zack (sherwoodzd) | 93.55 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1352. | Teegey (teegey) | 93.55 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 1353. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 93.51 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1354. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 93.50 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1355. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 93.47 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 1356. | Vicky (vickyradhi) | 93.45 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1357. | Calvin (calvin123456) | 93.42 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 1358. | Severin (elmo96) | 93.40 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1359. | Dennis (baachou) | 93.38 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1360. | (hexxed) | 93.38 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 1361. | Colin (xx_succ_xx) | 93.38 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1362. | be nice slunt (jokii) | 93.35 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1363. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 93.35 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 1364. | seez (seez) | 93.34 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1365. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 93.32 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1366. | dalineth (dalineth) | 93.31 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1367. | Alexey (reggies) | 93.31 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 1368. | Feilem (feilem) | 93.30 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1369. | Jaris (xersai) | 93.29 | 99% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1370. | James2 (james372) | 93.28 | 99% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1371. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.28 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1372. | CREEP007 (creep007) | 93.27 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1373. | Eladrod (eladrod) | 93.26 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1374. | Casey (novacainr) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 1375. | Will (sokole1) | 93.24 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1376. | (rayer) | 93.24 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1377. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 93.23 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1378. | Emmett (silaada) | 93.23 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1379. | David (sweetswiss) | 93.20 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |