I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5603. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 99.95 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5604. | Piano Man (epic_piano) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-06-12 |
| 5605. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 99.94 | 98.7% | 2024-11-22 |
| 5606. | Normz (normzie) | 99.94 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5607. | cindy (thiadeliria) | 99.93 | 98% | 2025-03-06 |
| 5608. | konalt (konalt) | 99.93 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 5609. | Zonglax (shooterstriker) | 99.92 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5610. | villuri (villuri) | 99.91 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 5611. | Smoke (smoke91) | 99.91 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5612. | Brian (bgan) | 99.90 | 97.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5613. | johnratson_maple (mapelvibi) | 99.90 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 5614. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 99.90 | 97.3% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5615. | Nick (wononewun) | 99.90 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5616. | AB (ablah34) | 99.89 | 98.3% | 2024-07-31 |
| 5617. | Erik (dakesuto) | 99.89 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 5618. | Elly (ellyiscooldiavolouwu) | 99.89 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 5619. | Pterygopalatine ganglion (i... | 99.88 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5620. | dalineth (dalineth) | 99.88 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 5621. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 99.88 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 5622. | Antonio (stazzo) | 99.87 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5623. | Aakanx (aakanx) | 99.87 | 98.1% | 2023-11-10 |
| 5624. | Josh (tinman430) | 99.87 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5625. | Katoku (katokuu) | 99.86 | 97% | 2025-11-07 |
| 5626. | Mers (mers_0412) | 99.86 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5627. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.85 | 96.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 5628. | Naz (zdkraner) | 99.85 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 5629. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.85 | 92% | 2017-05-16 |
| 5630. | Speedy (pindakaaspot123) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5631. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5632. | Kazuyashin (kazuyashin) | 99.84 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |