And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5903. | lauri (lauri1) | 109.07 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5904. | Bill (lanzuis) | 109.06 | 95% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5905. | Evelyn (someone9999) | 109.05 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 5906. | me_irl (tedtypes) | 109.05 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 5907. | Monica (belc0011) | 109.04 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 5908. | Yakov (gormont) | 109.04 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 5909. | costin (acostin643) | 109.04 | 99% | 2023-04-08 |
| 5910. | Nazish (123456_nazish) | 109.03 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 5911. | RAAAAACEER (heothix) | 109.03 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 5912. | Cygnus (cygnuss) | 109.02 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 5913. | wasituf (wasit12348) | 109.02 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 5914. | KEYGOD (trombaxter) | 109.02 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 5915. | Jonathon (swaggyphresh) | 109.02 | 95% | 2013-03-05 |
| 5916. | mohsye (mohsye) | 109.02 | 98% | 2015-08-24 |
| 5917. | simply (simbish) | 109.02 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5918. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 109.02 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 5919. | lieu (lieuzke) | 109.00 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 5920. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 109.00 | 97% | 2011-12-24 |
| 5921. | dalineth (dalineth) | 109.00 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 5922. | Darth (darthbetterthanyou) | 109.00 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5923. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 108.99 | 97.5% | 2023-10-18 |
| 5924. | zzr0t (sulj0o) | 108.99 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 5925. | Marek (lypa) | 108.97 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5926. | Dale (dales) | 108.96 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 5927. | Anthony (agl80) | 108.96 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 5928. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 108.95 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 5929. | Professor (professorpancake) | 108.95 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 5930. | Cobretti (cobretti) | 108.95 | 94% | 2013-08-20 |
| 5931. | (: (mediac) | 108.95 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 5932. | aa (cruglo) | 108.94 | 98% | 2015-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |