Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
404 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2781. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 71.69 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 2782. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 71.67 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 2783. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 71.67 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2784. | Roshan (roshan_) | 71.67 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2785. | Peyton (lilbrass2) | 71.65 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2786. | Tahir (tahirissa) | 71.65 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2787. | this (taehyung_3012) | 71.65 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 2788. | Raz (adashi) | 71.64 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2789. | Doctorgreenyou (doctorgreen... | 71.63 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2790. | JP (cryoblivious) | 71.61 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2791. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (the... | 71.59 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2792. | Krystin (spetz) | 71.58 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2793. | Emily (em66) | 71.57 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 2794. | Austin (gauby92) | 71.56 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 2795. | Dezsö (lavolpe88) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2796. | sir abelot (lololong) | 71.55 | 94% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2797. | Boris (dalboris) | 71.52 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 2798. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 71.51 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2799. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 71.50 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2800. | bigdad (fillmeupdaddy) | 71.49 | 95% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2801. | Nick (awildniko) | 71.48 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2802. | b (byron911) | 71.47 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 2803. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 71.46 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 2804. | bflow (bflowers) | 71.46 | 94% | 2019-08-03 |
| 2805. | Invisible (invisible2506) | 71.44 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2806. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 71.44 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2807. | changorilla (changorilla) | 71.43 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2808. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 71.42 | 99% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2809. | Xavier (metallix22001) | 71.41 | 98% | 2018-07-30 |
| 2810. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 71.40 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |