As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13328. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 76.17 | 99% | 2016-07-29 |
| 13329. | byron (bozzarf) | 76.17 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13330. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 76.17 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 13331. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 76.17 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 13332. | mkc (colbs) | 76.17 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13333. | Blank (heugenie) | 76.16 | 97.4% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13334. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 76.16 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 13335. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 76.16 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 13336. | Will (carbohydra) | 76.16 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 13337. | Newman (newmanhere) | 76.16 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 13338. | Zef (zefhockey) | 76.16 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 13339. | (ṑḼṓ) (wraith98) | 76.16 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 13340. | Plantt (tplantt) | 76.16 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13341. | Paynset (paynev) | 76.15 | 97.4% | 2024-09-17 |
| 13342. | Mishel (holosight) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13343. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 76.15 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13344. | Apagari (apagari) | 76.14 | 95% | 2025-02-28 |
| 13345. | Kysan (kysan_) | 76.14 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13346. | daksh (daksh_2106) | 76.14 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13347. | Basti (schinken38) | 76.14 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 13348. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 76.14 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 13349. | Same (obsoletepotato) | 76.13 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 13350. | Fyroh (legitimum) | 76.13 | 96.1% | 2023-12-18 |
| 13351. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 76.13 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 13352. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13353. | scuba (scuba2x) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 13354. | Salem (dargana) | 76.12 | 93% | 2015-04-14 |
| 13355. | Rob (aftershock7) | 76.12 | 96% | 2016-12-19 |
| 13356. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 76.11 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 13357. | M (photon628) | 76.11 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |