The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12565. | Colemak master race (jake_c... | 84.82 | 93% | 2015-12-29 |
| 12566. | Alo (alosarv) | 84.82 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
| 12567. | bingbar9000 (bingbar9000) | 84.81 | 97% | 2025-04-15 |
| 12568. | jaret (jitterz) | 84.81 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 12569. | Jay (acsselorate) | 84.80 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 12570. | Duke (needdiscipline) | 84.80 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12571. | alien.observer (polygonaltree) | 84.80 | 97% | 2025-12-12 |
| 12572. | Bob (archiveman) | 84.80 | 95% | 2013-10-19 |
| 12573. | Jec (slowlittlecar) | 84.80 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 12574. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 84.80 | 93% | 2014-12-06 |
| 12575. | Manuel (mannymnz) | 84.79 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 12576. | senturyo (senturyo) | 84.79 | 99% | 2024-03-07 |
| 12577. | none (game_die_die) | 84.79 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 12578. | Dol (indiff) | 84.79 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 12579. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 12580. | https//typer.news (eduard20) | 84.79 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 12581. | Dakize (dakice) | 84.78 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12582. | Elian (elianthegreat123) | 84.78 | 96% | 2025-09-06 |
| 12583. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 84.78 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 12584. | Empurrer Meow (wolfbream) | 84.78 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 12585. | tori (t0ri25) | 84.78 | 91% | 2012-09-18 |
| 12586. | The (thedecider) | 84.78 | 97% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12587. | lost (lostconquest) | 84.78 | 97% | 2014-11-13 |
| 12588. | abbey (abbeyns) | 84.77 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 12589. | asdfh (dz910152) | 84.77 | 99% | 2026-01-13 |
| 12590. | velosofy (velosofy) | 84.76 | 93% | 2014-02-11 |
| 12591. | bbeans (spilledbbeans) | 84.76 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 12592. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 84.76 | 98.5% | 2023-12-16 |
| 12593. | Michael (mike_gh) | 84.75 | 98.3% | 2025-04-30 |
| 12594. | Aaron (enozoi) | 84.75 | 98.5% | 2024-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |