So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18014. | Jus (nicememe12) | 71.56 | 94.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18015. | qingliang (leoren) | 71.56 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 18016. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 71.56 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 18017. | Danique (dutchgirll) | 71.56 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 18018. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 71.55 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 18019. | Toddy (toddies) | 71.55 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 18020. | Mike (370hss4) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| 18021. | Khoa (iznogoud) | 71.55 | 96% | 2012-02-23 |
| 18022. | Alireza (sakura1987) | 71.55 | 97% | 2014-08-17 |
| 18023. | Sage (sagechaozu) | 71.54 | 92% | 2016-11-19 |
| 18024. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 71.54 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 18025. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 71.54 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
| 18026. | lawrence (ghost7) | 71.54 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 18027. | Igor (guinplene) | 71.54 | 99% | 2013-04-01 |
| 18028. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 71.54 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 18029. | Kevin (kevinjs) | 71.54 | 94% | 2012-07-18 |
| 18030. | Rushy (rushyrl) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 18031. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 71.53 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 18032. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 71.53 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 18033. | Dakareddy (dakareddy) | 71.53 | 90% | 2014-05-22 |
| 18034. | Floixman (floixman) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 18035. | Alexis (alexis_mango) | 71.52 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 18036. | William (rc7718) | 71.52 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 18037. | lobster (prostitute_lobster) | 71.52 | 93% | 2013-05-03 |
| 18038. | Victoria (victoria63) | 71.52 | 92% | 2015-06-24 |
| 18039. | Wayne (kw97) | 71.52 | 92% | 2011-06-01 |
| 18040. | William (itznotshadzmc) | 71.52 | 94% | 2019-03-04 |
| 18041. | Zehady (brishtiteveja) | 71.52 | 98% | 2014-07-27 |
| 18042. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 71.51 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 18043. | ahzzeez (yunmatrixx) | 71.51 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |