Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10760. | Andrew (toodle) | 84.41 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 10761. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 84.41 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 10762. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 84.41 | 96% | 2020-06-28 |
| 10763. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 84.41 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 10764. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 84.40 | 95% | 2016-07-29 |
| 10765. | Jose (joseebarbosa) | 84.40 | 91% | 2013-12-19 |
| 10766. | Arg (babyursa) | 84.39 | 96% | 2014-12-16 |
| 10767. | ♥ (deuxanima) | 84.39 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 10768. | David (ditch_jones) | 84.39 | 94% | 2016-04-03 |
| 10769. | Brian (flurbo) | 84.39 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 10770. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 84.39 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 10771. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 84.39 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10772. | Shekhar (shekharchikara) | 84.39 | 98% | 2015-07-07 |
| 10773. | Richard (r_yang03) | 84.39 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 10774. | Joeyeyey (truesniper) | 84.39 | 93% | 2013-12-19 |
| 10775. | (6kg_rat) | 84.39 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10776. | daisy (daisypops) | 84.38 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 10777. | parleremo più tardi (itali... | 84.38 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 10778. | Ting (t_mist) | 84.38 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 10779. | Melo (melodye) | 84.38 | 93% | 2012-11-12 |
| 10780. | CHIEN (chient) | 84.38 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 10781. | JP (freshlumpia) | 84.38 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 10782. | Axel (sector7) | 84.38 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10783. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 84.37 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 10784. | Tyler (tythal) | 84.37 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 10785. | Conor (ulcha2) | 84.37 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10786. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 84.37 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 10787. | Michael (mibias) | 84.37 | 94% | 2012-11-02 |
| 10788. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 84.36 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10789. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 84.36 | 95% | 2014-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |