The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26205. | hasretim (hasretim) | 62.21 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 26206. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 62.21 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 26207. | Gunnar (rs_gunny) | 62.20 | 87% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26208. | Shlomo (ystwerski) | 62.20 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 26209. | Jason (mortonlam) | 62.20 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| 26210. | Matthew (noviv) | 62.20 | 91% | 2014-04-13 |
| 26211. | csati (csati) | 62.20 | 97% | 2013-10-22 |
| 26212. | ros (heyokay1234) | 62.19 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 26213. | G (kalmyk) | 62.19 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 26214. | Charlie (scrandhd) | 62.19 | 94% | 2014-09-01 |
| 26215. | SImo (__simo__) | 62.19 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
| 26216. | Tony (zonfen) | 62.19 | 91% | 2015-11-03 |
| 26217. | sami (samim) | 62.19 | — | 2009-04-08 |
| 26218. | ram (ramvivekananda) | 62.19 | 91% | 2014-07-19 |
| 26219. | mujib (mogibm2007) | 62.19 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 26220. | sarah (infiniterace) | 62.19 | 92% | 2016-02-01 |
| 26221. | Leo (theli0ncub465_) | 62.18 | 96.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 26222. | Matthew (mattmad) | 62.18 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 26223. | Zyzz (avdmp3) | 62.18 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 26224. | Chris T. (o0madara0o) | 62.18 | 92% | 2014-11-23 |
| 26225. | marie (cyma) | 62.18 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 26226. | Pamela (pamela) | 62.18 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 26227. | Bot_Racer 52 (kumararun) | 62.18 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 26228. | reed (reed1) | 62.18 | 88% | 2015-09-29 |
| 26229. | Rinalds (daimonds3) | 62.18 | 92% | 2014-06-04 |
| 26230. | Vu (hoanvu08) | 62.18 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 26231. | Luc (derop) | 62.17 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 26232. | Anh (_azh_) | 62.17 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 26233. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 62.17 | 94% | 2018-11-25 |
| 26234. | Sid (sid121212) | 62.17 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |