So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17476. | ^^ (guyangyi) | 72.45 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 17477. | Alorence (alorence) | 72.45 | 90% | 2014-10-13 |
| 17478. | Luke (tbsky92) | 72.45 | 89% | 2013-06-04 |
| 17479. | TW (trwo) | 72.45 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 17480. | running_dog (persists) | 72.45 | 93% | 2017-03-26 |
| 17481. | Steven (stevn_) | 72.45 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 17482. | Hugo (hugochiquito) | 72.45 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 17483. | jess (jessicareznik) | 72.44 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 17484. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 72.44 | 90% | 2016-02-21 |
| 17485. | joey69 (joey6969) | 72.44 | 99% | 2022-07-01 |
| 17486. | Ishak (isholini) | 72.44 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
| 17487. | Sammy (eyybb) | 72.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17488. | Brian (ace213) | 72.44 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 17489. | Mees (meeszon) | 72.44 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 17490. | Matt (hoth17) | 72.44 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 17491. | ░ (_warrior_) | 72.44 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 17492. | Leonardo (leonardooktavianu... | 72.43 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 17493. | Muhammad (saddy1) | 72.43 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 17494. | rideler (rideler) | 72.43 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 17495. | Aso (linkastarta) | 72.43 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 17496. | T (raket124) | 72.43 | 97.1% | 2023-06-14 |
| 17497. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 72.43 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 17498. | VLKR (vlkr) | 72.43 | 98% | 2011-05-09 |
| 17499. | Rerouch (rerouch) | 72.43 | 96% | 2014-08-28 |
| 17500. | Linge (dailinge) | 72.43 | 93% | 2011-10-12 |
| 17501. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 72.42 | 95.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 17502. | imbecile_panda (imbecile__p... | 72.42 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 17503. | Luis (chapibol) | 72.42 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 17504. | Jenna (jennafer323) | 72.42 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 17505. | Nick (shadow662) | 72.42 | 92% | 2012-04-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |