As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4922. | win (pawint) | 95.37 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
4923. | z (randomosity) | 95.37 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
4924. | jjj (chickenbastard) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
4925. | thomp (thompson139) | 95.36 | 94% | 2016-11-16 |
4926. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 95.35 | 98.2% | 2023-12-05 |
4927. | George (typing_bot) | 95.35 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
4928. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 95.34 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
4929. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 95.34 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
4930. | Adrian (adriangat) | 95.34 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
4931. | Ivan (ivanelv) | 95.34 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
4932. | Nuge (nugemcgee) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-15 |
4933. | Sherif (zushauque) | 95.33 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
4934. | Amy (arobbins27) | 95.32 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
4935. | Timmy (chet09) | 95.32 | 98.6% | 2024-01-30 |
4936. | Dizzy (dizzyk) | 95.32 | 98% | 2016-04-21 |
4937. | Nick (blafl) | 95.32 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
4938. | Workman (dagl200) | 95.31 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
4939. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 95.30 | 100% | 2021-11-03 |
4940. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 95.29 | 95% | 2016-11-18 |
4941. | China nº1 (patato123) | 95.28 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
4942. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 95.28 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
4943. | xd (paradox109) | 95.27 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
4944. | Dante (approved_d) | 95.27 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
4945. | Beau (beauk04) | 95.26 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
4946. | Giselle (giselle100) | 95.26 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
4947. | Miki (pkong001) | 95.26 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
4948. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 95.26 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
4949. | th (thanasis2002) | 95.26 | 98% | 2015-08-15 |
4950. | touch me (sertouchme) | 95.25 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
4951. | yourrebellioussoul (taomasa) | 95.24 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |