So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1494. | (khronic) | 117.98 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1495. | Travis (sixen) | 117.96 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
| 1496. | Matt (mrhongaku) | 117.95 | 99% | 2014-12-16 |
| 1497. | Frank (franko) | 117.95 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 1498. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 117.92 | 97% | 2015-06-11 |
| 1499. | noidburger (noidburger) | 117.91 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
| 1500. | Patrick (patttt) | 117.90 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 1501. | Marvin (marvin737) | 117.90 | 97% | 2011-10-26 |
| 1502. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 117.90 | 99% | 2015-11-01 |
| 1503. | Justin (juicet1n2) | 117.89 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 1504. | Colin (blank9167) | 117.83 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 1505. | Thomas (uedoh) | 117.83 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1506. | Evan (evan_h) | 117.83 | 97% | 2014-07-04 |
| 1507. | Joel (typead00d) | 117.82 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 1508. | Headhunter (burn) | 117.82 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 1509. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 117.81 | 99% | 2015-05-22 |
| 1510. | Aaron (daggertye) | 117.80 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 1511. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 117.79 | 99% | 2014-02-10 |
| 1512. | frohman (frohman) | 117.79 | 95% | 2012-09-25 |
| 1513. | Fish (fish753) | 117.79 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1514. | Shaxi (shaxigaming) | 117.77 | 95% | 2013-06-01 |
| 1515. | Katie (typerkate) | 117.77 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1516. | akanos (akanos) | 117.77 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 1517. | UlteriorMotives (ulteriormo... | 117.75 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 1518. | Alice (theworryrock) | 117.75 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 1519. | Alonzo (ihavegum) | 117.75 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1520. | . (idiot5) | 117.74 | 98% | 2014-07-12 |
| 1521. | Pranay (pbt17) | 117.73 | 99% | 2021-03-02 |
| 1522. | Byron (2reckful) | 117.72 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1523. | I Love You (toriamos) | 117.71 | 98% | 2014-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |