The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6664. | Colin (callen0217) | 97.15 | 96% | 2016-04-14 |
| 6665. | Aidan (__aidan__) | 97.15 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 6666. | Old man (xeoldman) | 97.15 | 96% | 2014-03-18 |
| 6667. | perdillo (perdillo) | 97.15 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 6668. | n (sprilt) | 97.14 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 6669. | Rosemary (eisor) | 97.14 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 6670. | Francisco (old_fritz) | 97.14 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 6671. | George (bacheloroftravel) | 97.14 | 98.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 6672. | Kris (doubleace5747) | 97.14 | 100% | 2019-12-11 |
| 6673. | Abelle (faerhlsm) | 97.14 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 6674. | Mohamed (taajir) | 97.14 | 95% | 2011-10-12 |
| 6675. | Sereka (sereka) | 97.14 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
| 6676. | M (myles_jb) | 97.12 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 6677. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 97.12 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 6678. | kevin (deguzmankevin) | 97.12 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
| 6679. | Camps (camps) | 97.12 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 6680. | Dafaria (dafaria) | 97.11 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 6681. | Joshua (f0x0nfire) | 97.11 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 6682. | Marshall (tekuin) | 97.11 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 6683. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 97.11 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6684. | Ella (ella_s) | 97.11 | 91% | 2015-11-04 |
| 6685. | Jeremiah (gothrobs33) | 97.10 | 93% | 2013-08-25 |
| 6686. | Marshall (oe10x2) | 97.10 | 99% | 2019-04-27 |
| 6687. | Abhi (reallaty) | 97.10 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 6688. | Marcellus (krouthen) | 97.10 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 6689. | Tom (tobeon) | 97.09 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 6690. | yuhri (yuhri) | 97.09 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 6691. | Grant (grantly) | 97.09 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 6692. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 97.09 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 6693. | Dave (mrdave91) | 97.09 | 91% | 2015-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |