As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19300. | Erfan (erfan_hedayati) | 62.38 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 19301. | Rondino (rondino2) | 62.38 | 90% | 2016-04-09 |
| 19302. | Victoria (victoria63) | 62.38 | 92% | 2015-10-01 |
| 19303. | Enoculator (enochen) | 62.38 | 86% | 2017-05-27 |
| 19304. | luu (jackity_az) | 62.37 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 19305. | Dakota (dakotathesock) | 62.37 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 19306. | Verc (verc) | 62.37 | 94% | 2018-01-06 |
| 19307. | ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (_bl0nk_) | 62.36 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 19308. | Alfred (tyzzix) | 62.36 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 19309. | h (carrot_mans) | 62.36 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 19310. | tas (tahz) | 62.36 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 19311. | ty (keymashing) | 62.35 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
| 19312. | S (mellifluous8) | 62.35 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 19313. | Ali (hardstone) | 62.35 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 19314. | Gary (scragger) | 62.35 | 87% | 2015-11-11 |
| 19315. | Don (stripesteel) | 62.35 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 19316. | Leo (mechanical_hemingway) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 19317. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
| 19318. | Dawid (dadik) | 62.34 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 19319. | croak (calvin_richards) | 62.34 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 19320. | Bruno (vyperpunk) | 62.34 | 94% | 2017-02-10 |
| 19321. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 62.34 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 19322. | Ozan (keyboardbasher) | 62.33 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 19323. | Cole (colecrc) | 62.33 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 19324. | Suzy (poisonedtree) | 62.33 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 19325. | Harry (morpheus_) | 62.33 | 86% | 2016-10-05 |
| 19326. | sammm (weirdosam) | 62.32 | 94% | 2021-09-01 |
| 19327. | Avila (avila00) | 62.32 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
| 19328. | Miles (brownedsugar) | 62.31 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 19329. | Marnix (donutter) | 62.31 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |