The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9658. | blue (blue2) | 89.74 | 87% | 2011-12-05 |
| 9659. | Devon (spiritsk) | 89.74 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9660. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 89.74 | 97.3% | 2025-03-27 |
| 9661. | UT99 Taught me to Type (karek) | 89.74 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 9662. | Borkborkbork (phoque) | 89.74 | 86% | 2011-05-31 |
| 9663. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 89.73 | 98.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 9664. | str (sleepallday) | 89.73 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 9665. | Rollie (rollieann) | 89.73 | 98% | 2014-09-02 |
| 9666. | Perserus (perserus) | 89.73 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 9667. | Kex (kexlog) | 89.73 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 9668. | Brayden (braddin123) | 89.72 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 9669. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 89.72 | 95.3% | 2024-04-03 |
| 9670. | qwerty (anoop208) | 89.72 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9671. | Deffirezz (deffirezz) | 89.71 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9672. | no (harhar144) | 89.71 | 97.6% | 2023-11-18 |
| 9673. | River (ronguat) | 89.71 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 9674. | trick20 (trick2001) | 89.70 | 97% | 2025-02-24 |
| 9675. | daddyo (daddyo_) | 89.70 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 9676. | folgue02 (folgue) | 89.70 | 98% | 2026-04-02 |
| 9677. | 69 (69sds) | 89.70 | 97% | 2025-06-28 |
| 9678. | Pingspy (pingspy) | 89.70 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 9679. | Math (faster_babe) | 89.70 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9680. | Simon (simonizen) | 89.70 | 97% | 2013-01-17 |
| 9681. | BIG LARRY (lolaurence) | 89.69 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 9682. | tstats[jimmyneuson] (jimmyn... | 89.69 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9683. | AshBash (ashbash123) | 89.69 | 96% | 2024-04-11 |
| 9684. | jason (thatsniceman) | 89.69 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 9685. | jacob (iljain) | 89.69 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 9686. | tee jay (tjruk) | 89.68 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 9687. | Virginia (thomas11) | 89.68 | 97% | 2026-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |