So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12714. | ToxicImpulse (toxicimpulse) | 80.49 | 95% | 2022-01-25 |
| 12715. | Paul (masterxilo) | 80.49 | 100% | 2014-06-04 |
| 12716. | Adam (orideith) | 80.49 | 92% | 2013-01-18 |
| 12717. | Maverick (jxsever) | 80.49 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 12718. | Harrison (kyeuko) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 12719. | e45 (e453) | 80.48 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 12720. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 80.48 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 12721. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 80.48 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
| 12722. | I (lavromat) | 80.48 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 12723. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 80.48 | 96% | 2011-10-16 |
| 12724. | Bangladeshi (rakibahmedtonmoy) | 80.47 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12725. | Jedi (jedimasterasd) | 80.47 | — | 2008-09-19 |
| 12726. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.47 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12727. | J (jen12) | 80.47 | 100% | 2015-06-28 |
| 12728. | OSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (ty... | 80.47 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 12729. | badomiso (badomiso) | 80.47 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 12730. | jax (daddydiesel) | 80.46 | 97% | 2012-08-31 |
| 12731. | Bill (tripletoe) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12732. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 80.45 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 12733. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 80.45 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12734. | Mario (mchoi) | 80.45 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 12735. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 80.45 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 12736. | Simon (nevermind007) | 80.45 | 95% | 2013-11-15 |
| 12737. | LR (lenko) | 80.45 | 99% | 2016-08-19 |
| 12738. | aNonymous (j_nishit) | 80.44 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 12739. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 12740. | Michael (michaelhau) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 12741. | Brian (kellogg87) | 80.44 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 12742. | kazoo (hiyok) | 80.43 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 12743. | Riddy (songridv) | 80.43 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |