Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2290. | Carpal Tunnel (tr0yax) | 82.93 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
2291. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 82.92 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
2292. | Ryan (xxhiny) | 82.92 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
2293. | J (sd59fifty) | 82.91 | 98% | 2018-02-27 |
2294. | Kevin (kev011701) | 82.90 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
2295. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 82.88 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
2296. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
2297. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 82.87 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
2298. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 82.86 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
2299. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 82.86 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
2300. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 82.86 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
2301. | Aron (aronbk) | 82.85 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
2302. | Weston (westond11) | 82.84 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
2303. | Steven (steventenglish) | 82.82 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
2304. | Erica (lalaalennon) | 82.80 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
2305. | Roronoa (godwit) | 82.80 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
2306. | Sal (salspring) | 82.78 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
2307. | daddy (daddychristian) | 82.78 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
2308. | A (furox) | 82.77 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
2309. | Flash (bala6978) | 82.75 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
2310. | HENN (username6129) | 82.75 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
2311. | Lưu (luuanh) | 82.75 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
2312. | Mack (tron__) | 82.73 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
2313. | school (modernmarauder) | 82.73 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
2314. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 82.73 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
2315. | Shawn (spjames87) | 82.72 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
2316. | ben (bumbleben7) | 82.71 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
2317. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 82.71 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
2318. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 82.71 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
2319. | jimmy (jimmmmmmmmmy) | 82.71 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |