As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16877. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 68.21 | 97.5% | 2024-08-16 |
16878. | OtterSou (ottersou) | 68.21 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
16879. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 68.21 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
16880. | Jacqueline (skillmusically24) | 68.21 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
16881. | Aunrhi (aunrhi) | 68.21 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
16882. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 68.21 | 98.4% | 2021-02-25 |
16883. | Orblil (orblil) | 68.21 | 95% | 2022-06-29 |
16884. | Literature (20120623) | 68.21 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
16885. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 68.21 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
16886. | ipawan (ipawan) | 68.20 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
16887. | BonTear (b0ntear) | 68.20 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
16888. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 68.20 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
16889. | Adarsh (mrr0b0t797) | 68.20 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
16890. | Kevin (kevin2049) | 68.20 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
16891. | Avnil (lavamagma) | 68.20 | 93% | 2017-03-14 |
16892. | Valip (vapan25) | 68.20 | 90% | 2015-05-14 |
16893. | Dillan (dactaxx) | 68.19 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
16894. | Toko (xisderr) | 68.19 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
16895. | ChmpionL (lu_fattori) | 68.19 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
16896. | Steven (sanstotz) | 68.19 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
16897. | Alexander (traveler_exe) | 68.18 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
16898. | Danny (thirtythree33) | 68.18 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
16899. | Jamie (rium) | 68.18 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
16900. | Petiks (petiks) | 68.18 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
16901. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 68.18 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
16902. | Melvin (melvin_fernandez3) | 68.17 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
16903. | Andreas (satrage) | 68.17 | 97% | 2016-04-05 |
16904. | Andy (hukian541) | 68.17 | 92% | 2015-11-23 |
16905. | M (marinater) | 68.17 | 90% | 2017-02-09 |
16906. | x (frs4ken) | 68.16 | 90% | 2016-08-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |