I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9364. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 88.04 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 9365. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 88.04 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 9366. | Denec (denec) | 88.03 | 96% | 2025-08-13 |
| 9367. | C_King (c_king) | 88.03 | 95.2% | 2024-01-31 |
| 9368. | Jordy (mrollie) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 9369. | Jonah (iamjonah) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 9370. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9371. | Max (maxington) | 88.02 | 96.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9372. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 88.02 | 94.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9373. | Bean (benchen123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9374. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 88.02 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9375. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 88.01 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 9376. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 88.01 | 98.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9377. | Said (saidenhide) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9378. | keke (hpchco) | 88.01 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9379. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.01 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9380. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 88.00 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 9381. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 88.00 | 97.7% | 2025-05-16 |
| 9382. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 88.00 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 9383. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 88.00 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9384. | Joran (turkeyman) | 88.00 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9385. | assercs (assercs) | 87.99 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 9386. | tee (nullable) | 87.99 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9387. | Nigel (urusei_jebal) | 87.99 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9388. | Griffin (girfster) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 9389. | francis (idominate123) | 87.98 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9390. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 87.98 | 98.7% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9391. | JongYoon (jongq) | 87.98 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9392. | mickey (c2sulli) | 87.98 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9393. | mia (miabobiabanana) | 87.97 | 98% | 2025-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |