The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23982. | Chien (xuanchien) | 76.76 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23983. | CJ (cannedair) | 76.76 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| 23984. | Bananas (oh_bananas) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 23985. | BABA (viku_y) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23986. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 76.75 | 97% | 2016-02-02 |
| 23987. | hilioko (hoshikoko) | 76.75 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 23988. | Sage (big_daddy_sage) | 76.75 | 91% | 2017-01-16 |
| 23989. | tommy (tommyfall) | 76.75 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 23990. | Riada (riadadvorak) | 76.75 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 23991. | Ryo (roytimuza) | 76.75 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 23992. | JackBurst (jackburst) | 76.74 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 23993. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 76.74 | 96% | 2011-05-30 |
| 23994. | bakfa (bakfa) | 76.74 | 89% | 2015-01-24 |
| 23995. | Omar (decapod) | 76.74 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 23996. | lucious (lucioustony) | 76.74 | 96% | 2016-01-09 |
| 23997. | boaz (boaz) | 76.74 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 23998. | Harry (triumphant) | 76.73 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 23999. | Drew (awh_tokyo) | 76.73 | 99% | 2015-01-10 |
| 24000. | Noob (noob_racer1) | 76.73 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 24001. | ridan (ridanrekas) | 76.73 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
| 24002. | Forrest (verybigpenguin) | 76.73 | 93% | 2014-09-25 |
| 24003. | hari (harisudewa) | 76.73 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 24004. | Matteo (atteo1000) | 76.73 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 24005. | Chase (chasechai) | 76.73 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 24006. | Merrick (skmq) | 76.73 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 24007. | shumkar (shbarpiev) | 76.73 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 24008. | Nguyen (ngduydat) | 76.73 | 98% | 2013-01-24 |
| 24009. | Rafal (gornius) | 76.73 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 24010. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 76.73 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 24011. | Ole (olenord) | 76.72 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |