So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4835. | John (jhakala) | 99.73 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 4836. | alpha800 (alpha800) | 99.72 | 98% | 2012-11-07 |
| 4837. | Johnny (mlat8410) | 99.71 | 98% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4838. | Justine (juhstina) | 99.71 | 98.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4839. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 99.71 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4840. | Al (quicksilver95) | 99.71 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 4841. | Shiki (cheng500) | 99.70 | 94% | 2013-07-29 |
| 4842. | Like Like (like_like) | 99.70 | 99% | 2016-10-18 |
| 4843. | David (diskhat2) | 99.69 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 4844. | 123 (relearning_qwerty123) | 99.69 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4845. | zombie gaming (galaxybiscui... | 99.69 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 4846. | Wolv (wolvtmg) | 99.69 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 4847. | R (raythetse) | 99.69 | 98% | 2014-08-10 |
| 4848. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 99.68 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 4849. | Anthony (zhengant) | 99.67 | 93% | 2015-11-15 |
| 4850. | Dalton (bladeofveng) | 99.67 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4851. | Steve (stlewis1121) | 99.66 | 98% | 2014-10-21 |
| 4852. | Hououin Kyouma (makise_kuri... | 99.66 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 4853. | Gary (garrigan) | 99.66 | 95% | 2016-05-06 |
| 4854. | Andy (fobboyandy) | 99.66 | 99% | 2012-11-29 |
| 4855. | daan (daan24) | 99.66 | 99% | 2012-02-26 |
| 4856. | Han (laughinghan) | 99.65 | 95% | 2015-10-31 |
| 4857. | Max (max04s) | 99.65 | 97.7% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4858. | Enzo (enz0123) | 99.64 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 4859. | vaintez (vaintez) | 99.64 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 4860. | N (natejam) | 99.64 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 4861. | Toraneko (ookamicat) | 99.64 | 97% | 2013-08-24 |
| 4862. | Keys (keys002) | 99.63 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 4863. | Ultimate_Coder (ultimate_co... | 99.63 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4864. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 99.63 | 99% | 2020-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |