I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22389. | naveen (eeneeneen) | 55.93 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 22390. | Jasmine (juicyjas) | 55.92 | 95% | 2023-08-15 |
| 22391. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.92 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 22392. | Radek (raddzio) | 55.91 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 22393. | SamaSama (chaos_sama) | 55.91 | 94.9% | 2023-11-28 |
| 22394. | Jimmy (user39) | 55.91 | 96.2% | 2021-02-28 |
| 22395. | parto (partoptr) | 55.91 | 96% | 2017-10-25 |
| 22396. | Bradass2kBC (jensoncopp) | 55.90 | 95% | 2018-09-12 |
| 22397. | Jomar (sushijo) | 55.90 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 22398. | Aleksandar (alek0688) | 55.90 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 22399. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 55.90 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 22400. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 55.90 | 94% | 2018-02-15 |
| 22401. | Dalay (21dalay_willshine) | 55.89 | 96.6% | 2025-04-11 |
| 22402. | PigAssault0 (pigassault0) | 55.89 | 95% | 2024-06-18 |
| 22403. | Arnold (arnoldaguila04) | 55.89 | 96% | 2023-06-19 |
| 22404. | nong (ningg) | 55.89 | 95.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 22405. | Lucas Haglund Johansson (lu... | 55.88 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 22406. | Wyatt (the_midget_bear) | 55.88 | 92.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 22407. | robin (robin1919) | 55.88 | 94% | 2021-05-25 |
| 22408. | Da-Noob (da_noob1) | 55.88 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 22409. | Luis (pdftoxic) | 55.88 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 22410. | Dodi (dodic) | 55.88 | 94% | 2019-05-03 |
| 22411. | William (ithan) | 55.87 | 93% | 2021-11-15 |
| 22412. | maruf (maruf22) | 55.87 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 22413. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 55.87 | 94% | 2020-11-13 |
| 22414. | dewz (dews) | 55.87 | 95% | 2018-11-24 |
| 22415. | Lazy (lazy_gamer322) | 55.86 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 22416. | DevashishUpreti (just4_kris... | 55.86 | 94.8% | 2023-10-06 |
| 22417. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 55.85 | 93% | 2020-04-01 |
| 22418. | saintpati (saintpati) | 55.85 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |