See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1849. | firedarkS (firedarks) | 116.72 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 1850. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 116.71 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 1851. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 116.70 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 1852. | Lamb (nottori) | 116.70 | 97% | 2024-10-25 |
| 1853. | 🌹Ayra (ayraa) | 116.70 | 98.6% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1854. | Samadou (samadou_10) | 116.69 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 1855. | Peter (peter12253) | 116.68 | 98.8% | 2024-10-16 |
| 1856. | Casual (casual_penguin) | 116.68 | 99% | 2021-03-31 |
| 1857. | dinker (gumbolaya) | 116.66 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 1858. | Sabs (pianoswift) | 116.66 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 1859. | san_ (san__) | 116.64 | 97.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 1860. | Darkleonard (darkleonard) | 116.62 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 1861. | Vera (veong) | 116.62 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1862. | @grok is this true (adreto123) | 116.61 | 98% | 2025-08-21 |
| 1863. | rex (rexlee1123) | 116.61 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 1864. | RS (theoners) | 116.60 | 97% | 2025-08-14 |
| 1865. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 116.59 | 100% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1866. | Dusty (d_us_vb) | 116.59 | 99% | 2026-01-26 |
| 1867. | Ayaka (ayakamain) | 116.58 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1868. | (qburi) | 116.57 | 97% | 2026-04-12 |
| 1869. | chang (chang1) | 116.57 | 99.2% | 2021-02-20 |
| 1870. | Tentic (tentic) | 116.56 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 1871. | Aurik (goldrik) | 116.56 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 1872. | Tee (typin_turn) | 116.55 | 98% | 2025-11-10 |
| 1873. | The (the_bat100) | 116.55 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 1874. | Elkotte (elkotte) | 116.55 | 99% | 2026-04-09 |
| 1875. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 116.55 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1876. | 獣耳尻尾 (kemomimishippo) | 116.55 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 1877. | Rustylee (tairl) | 116.54 | 98.8% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1878. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 116.54 | 100% | 2022-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |