The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18963. | Phan Hoang (haidaila) | 73.78 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 18964. | Magnus (wowgnus) | 73.78 | 93% | 2013-04-09 |
| 18965. | Bernhard (str0hhut1) | 73.78 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
| 18966. | zoo-yen (zoo_yen) | 73.78 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 18967. | ds (demonspeed) | 73.78 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 18968. | Kyden (kanthracite) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 18969. | Albert (mudbert) | 73.77 | 95% | 2013-08-22 |
| 18970. | Presiyan (presiyan15) | 73.77 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 18971. | Hai (haitathoc) | 73.77 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 18972. | nothisisleo (leofire) | 73.77 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 18973. | Clay (clay10swag) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 18974. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 73.77 | 95% | 2016-08-13 |
| 18975. | Luna (kavuko_) | 73.76 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 18976. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 73.76 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 18977. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 73.76 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 18978. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 73.76 | 94% | 2016-07-04 |
| 18979. | Saman (kittipot1) | 73.75 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 18980. | Molly (mollik9) | 73.75 | 79% | 2012-09-29 |
| 18981. | Niccolò (niccoflo) | 73.75 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 18982. | Nikolai (niki4etoo) | 73.75 | 97% | 2013-02-06 |
| 18983. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 73.75 | 98% | 2014-05-14 |
| 18984. | Kevin (qyuince) | 73.74 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 18985. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 73.74 | 97% | 2016-04-05 |
| 18986. | Jason (typing_boi69) | 73.74 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 18987. | nzwi (nzwi) | 73.74 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 18988. | Michael (mikekw296) | 73.73 | 88% | 2016-02-22 |
| 18989. | xkia (xkia) | 73.73 | 90% | 2013-03-29 |
| 18990. | Jared (lockeness29) | 73.73 | 94% | 2013-10-16 |
| 18991. | Max (getmackt) | 73.73 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 18992. | Brayden (ducky_man) | 73.73 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |