The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34357. | Rain (raindump) | 58.17 | 98% | 2024-05-27 |
| 34358. | Ash (ashleesyah) | 58.17 | 97.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 34359. | Hwird (hwird) | 58.17 | 95.3% | 2025-04-19 |
| 34360. | alibaba (alibaba_) | 58.17 | 94.3% | 2023-11-13 |
| 34361. | amran (netcse) | 58.17 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 34362. | Caleb (cmiles33) | 58.17 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 34363. | Kirill (kirkva) | 58.17 | 90% | 2012-02-23 |
| 34364. | tainted_bread (tainted_bread) | 58.16 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 34365. | snaked (snakedballer) | 58.16 | 94% | 2024-07-26 |
| 34366. | leah (okkkayleighrose) | 58.16 | 95.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 34367. | Nahian (nahian96) | 58.16 | 98% | 2024-12-04 |
| 34368. | Lev (ganzhal) | 58.16 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
| 34369. | Bas (samlikesboys) | 58.16 | 98% | 2024-05-15 |
| 34370. | KR (krwafu00) | 58.16 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 34371. | Na (nazarek) | 58.16 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 34372. | clemont (clemont) | 58.16 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 34373. | Bruh (hannibanani) | 58.15 | 97% | 2023-11-14 |
| 34374. | D E M O N (d_emon) | 58.15 | 96% | 2024-11-25 |
| 34375. | Bryce (mrbryce78) | 58.15 | 95% | 2019-05-04 |
| 34376. | zergling (newstyle) | 58.15 | 89% | 2015-07-21 |
| 34377. | Majestic (majesticpanda) | 58.15 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 34378. | ajith (aji2308) | 58.15 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 34379. | Sore Loser (pathetic_human) | 58.14 | 97% | 2025-03-05 |
| 34380. | crayonpuzzle (crayonpuzzle) | 58.14 | 95% | 2025-02-15 |
| 34381. | GoldFoil (goldfoil) | 58.14 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 34382. | Macky (crazyfire12) | 58.14 | 86% | 2013-03-15 |
| 34383. | Lambo (lambozzz) | 58.14 | 96% | 2024-02-01 |
| 34384. | 100 WPM (chill_0ut) | 58.14 | 94.2% | 2024-01-29 |
| 34385. | valdi (valdicurnia99) | 58.14 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 34386. | cuppalads (bruhit_cuppalads) | 58.14 | 97.2% | 2023-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |