I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7345. | Samuel (kellykellogs) | 93.58 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 7346. | Elijah (xeumz) | 93.58 | 96.6% | 2023-06-28 |
| 7347. | Evan (eb9877) | 93.58 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 7348. | tobiah (darktilrisen) | 93.58 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 7349. | polmao (polmao) | 93.57 | 97.2% | 2024-03-01 |
| 7350. | Will (darealfridge) | 93.56 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 7351. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 93.56 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 7352. | 🐢 (dzzz664) | 93.55 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 7353. | gradient (misaelmmorales06) | 93.55 | 98.1% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7354. | Sasuke (inotrinidad1228) | 93.54 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 7355. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 93.54 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 7356. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 93.53 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 7357. | Justin (bigshlonguy) | 93.52 | 96.7% | 2025-02-12 |
| 7358. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 93.52 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7359. | rothdu (rothdu) | 93.52 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 7360. | Zach (zach_bill) | 93.52 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 7361. | Rami (d4rk_r4m1) | 93.51 | 97.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 7362. | Beo (iambeo2010) | 93.50 | 95% | 2024-11-19 |
| 7363. | Bill (billruso) | 93.50 | 97.2% | 2025-01-28 |
| 7364. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 93.50 | 98% | 2024-11-24 |
| 7365. | tstats[pianisthassan] (pian... | 93.49 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 7366. | Poop (dooasdlkfj) | 93.49 | 87% | 2017-02-20 |
| 7367. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 93.49 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
| 7368. | G P (nakafoto) | 93.48 | 95% | 2024-07-02 |
| 7369. | Prison Mike (dahdementors) | 93.48 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 7370. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 93.48 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 7371. | Flame (panutadk) | 93.48 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 7372. | dontquit (racequiter) | 93.48 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 7373. | A (unclepecos25) | 93.48 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7374. | Learning Dvorak (sabisetti7... | 93.48 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |