I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12103. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 84.40 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 12104. | moose78 (themoose_78) | 84.39 | 95.3% | 2025-04-02 |
| 12105. | Apsylon (apsylon) | 84.39 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 12106. | z (randomosity) | 84.39 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 12107. | Norman (nfluc) | 84.38 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 12108. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 84.38 | 98.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 12109. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 84.38 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 12110. | Martin (murtinuto) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 12111. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 84.38 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 12112. | TasteOfCancer (tasteofcancer) | 84.37 | 99% | 2020-05-01 |
| 12113. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 84.37 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 12114. | Kennyhow (kennyhow) | 84.36 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 12115. | Jack (randomdize) | 84.36 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 12116. | Martin (martinlxn) | 84.35 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 12117. | Connor (adefiantturtle) | 84.35 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 12118. | Rowan (aboutfivebees) | 84.35 | 96% | 2022-05-15 |
| 12119. | Ken (kensizner) | 84.34 | 95% | 2023-07-25 |
| 12120. | Muhammad (usman_12) | 84.34 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 12121. | mm (smsa5000) | 84.34 | 100% | 2022-03-22 |
| 12122. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 84.34 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12123. | Ezikel (ezikel40) | 84.32 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 12124. | Sreeharsha (crispsnotchips) | 84.32 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 12125. | Abdul (abdul_qadir) | 84.31 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 12126. | maruu (marufx) | 84.31 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 12127. | Leo (luvleo) | 84.31 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 12128. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 84.31 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 12129. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 84.31 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 12130. | AlperPlayz (alperplayz) | 84.31 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 12131. | Thomas (thomasaleks) | 84.30 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12132. | viktor (viktor01) | 84.30 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |