As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10051. | dragoflares (dragoflares) | 84.08 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 10052. | dev (devdavinchi) | 84.08 | 97.8% | 2025-02-07 |
| 10053. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 10054. | Michael (aznwing1216) | 84.08 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 10055. | Nasrul (nastha) | 84.08 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 10056. | Juho (safou) | 84.08 | 97% | 2017-05-25 |
| 10057. | Pinkies (smile_typer) | 84.07 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 10058. | 123 (relearning_qwerty123) | 84.07 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10059. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 84.07 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10060. | Max (maltshuler20) | 84.07 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10061. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 84.07 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10062. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 84.07 | 94% | 2016-02-18 |
| 10063. | Jeremy (civilizedebates) | 84.06 | 98% | 2024-01-27 |
| 10064. | Harry (harrycc3000) | 84.06 | 95% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10065. | Uksza (uksza) | 84.06 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10066. | typer (turbo360) | 84.06 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 10067. | WarCrimuh (warcrimuh) | 84.05 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
| 10068. | Zach (sn00pbom) | 84.05 | 98% | 2017-05-26 |
| 10069. | Nonquit Nerd Typist (nerd_t... | 84.05 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10070. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 84.05 | 94% | 2016-06-05 |
| 10071. | touch grass (midca) | 84.04 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 10072. | Uno (unoppa) | 84.04 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 10073. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 84.04 | 98% | 2025-03-28 |
| 10074. | Emir (wandersonnn) | 84.03 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 10075. | Riley (examinedrumble7) | 84.03 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 10076. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 84.03 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
| 10077. | lazaro (quid) | 84.03 | 92% | 2016-08-27 |
| 10078. | Duc (ducx0049) | 84.02 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 10079. | Nikk (white13) | 84.02 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 10080. | Kevin (zenicide) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |