I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6233. | cory (yawyeet) | 96.75 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 6234. | Will (willwoz27) | 96.74 | 98.7% | 2024-09-04 |
| 6235. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 96.74 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
| 6236. | Keiroi (keiroi) | 96.73 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 6237. | Drei (dy539) | 96.73 | 96% | 2024-08-02 |
| 6238. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 96.73 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 6239. | The (the_bat100) | 96.73 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 6240. | Jose (the_large_begro) | 96.73 | 100% | 2020-01-14 |
| 6241. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 96.72 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 6242. | Potato (potatojp) | 96.71 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 6243. | SakuraSohn (sakurasohn) | 96.71 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6244. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 96.71 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 6245. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 96.71 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 6246. | rat (smokeyrat) | 96.70 | 95% | 2024-05-23 |
| 6247. | Orobass (learning qwerty) (... | 96.70 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 6248. | Jacob (debonairbender94) | 96.70 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 6249. | Miguel (jalb) | 96.69 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 6250. | Nicolas (brnico) | 96.69 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 6251. | av (bsod2528) | 96.69 | 97.2% | 2023-12-29 |
| 6252. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 96.69 | 96.6% | 2023-10-01 |
| 6253. | Marie (duve) | 96.69 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6254. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 96.69 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 6255. | Fried (frieddust) | 96.69 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 6256. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 96.69 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 6257. | Migy (migyidd) | 96.68 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 6258. | Tyler (exilereject) | 96.68 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 6259. | Meowzer (sd_surfer4) | 96.68 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 6260. | Jamie (jmassie) | 96.67 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 6261. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 6262. | Jordan (veyzh) | 96.67 | 97% | 2022-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |