I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9164. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 88.09 | 93% | 2017-01-14 |
| 9165. | Name1994 (username_12342) | 88.08 | 95.6% | 2023-12-29 |
| 9166. | mokshpradhaan (mokshpradhaa... | 88.08 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9167. | SPREAD DVORAK PROPAGANDA (a... | 88.08 | 93% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9168. | Dan (dam121594) | 88.08 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 9169. | Jaka (jakatea) | 88.08 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 9170. | ant (eahemming) | 88.08 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 9171. | xDeLiRiOuSx (xdeliriousx) | 88.07 | 97% | 2016-04-20 |
| 9172. | mm373 (mm373) | 88.06 | 96.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 9173. | Torrin (t0rr1n) | 88.06 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9174. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 88.06 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
| 9175. | Jordon (gimp_jimmy) | 88.06 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 9176. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 88.06 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9177. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 88.06 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9178. | ... (zagada) | 88.06 | 86% | 2017-05-04 |
| 9179. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 88.06 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9180. | Gazazy (gazazy69) | 88.05 | 95% | 2024-06-06 |
| 9181. | bruh (dangthedingdong) | 88.05 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9182. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 88.05 | 95% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9183. | waterhan (waterhan) | 88.04 | 97.6% | 2024-07-24 |
| 9184. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 88.04 | 97.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 9185. | Blue (terry25031069) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 9186. | Thomsa (thomsah) | 88.03 | 95.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 9187. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 88.03 | 98% | 2022-11-25 |
| 9188. | Experiment 626 (eee01) | 88.03 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 9189. | nim (nimen) | 88.03 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9190. | Andrew (rentor) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 9191. | ben (benwu1) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 9192. | NewbPianist (instantnoodles... | 88.01 | 84% | 2016-09-09 |
| 9193. | Yuzu (rice_senpai) | 88.01 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |