And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31344. | Taty (taty) | 60.44 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 31345. | Karan (karan92837) | 60.43 | 94% | 2022-03-18 |
| 31346. | Saiful (litonlion) | 60.42 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 31347. | Siobhan (shembury) | 60.42 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 31348. | Yash (yash9180) | 60.42 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 31349. | Rakibul Hassan (rony12) | 60.42 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 31350. | mushi (musfiq) | 60.42 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 31351. | Aaron (aaronxtrades) | 60.42 | 91% | 2016-08-21 |
| 31352. | Wen Li (ykk3555) | 60.42 | 91% | 2017-01-14 |
| 31353. | Dwight (dvorak_dwight) | 60.42 | — | 2011-02-17 |
| 31354. | mo (morh) | 60.41 | 94% | 2022-03-20 |
| 31355. | שפיצער (spitzer722) | 60.41 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 31356. | wens (wensryan20) | 60.41 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 31357. | KieuHung (kieuhungdn) | 60.41 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 31358. | Ashish (rajvanshi) | 60.41 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 31359. | Jay (jdpthota) | 60.41 | 93% | 2015-03-06 |
| 31360. | Cyrus (cyrusdean) | 60.40 | 86% | 2016-05-06 |
| 31361. | All top 4 are fuking cheate... | 60.40 | 97% | 2012-03-13 |
| 31362. | Joakim (draghman) | 60.40 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 31363. | Ryan (d1rtb0y) | 60.40 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 31364. | Dhruvenkumar (dhruvenshah) | 60.40 | 93% | 2016-05-15 |
| 31365. | BonG-YaB (seannsen) | 60.40 | 89% | 2012-08-31 |
| 31366. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 60.40 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 31367. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 60.39 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 31368. | amirhossein (felllas) | 60.39 | 95% | 2022-11-22 |
| 31369. | Jed (jedaiski) | 60.39 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 31370. | Brian (patsby) | 60.39 | 93% | 2014-05-14 |
| 31371. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 60.39 | 97% | 2016-05-02 |
| 31372. | vasu (vasudev021191) | 60.39 | 90% | 2013-01-15 |
| 31373. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 60.38 | 90% | 2016-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |