See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9302. | Empirix (empirix) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9303. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 9304. | DMack (dmack98) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9305. | Imran (imrun) | 84.43 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 9306. | Aaron (aaronlimyc9) | 84.43 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9307. | atef (atef_7534) | 84.43 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9308. | justavg (justavg) | 84.43 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 9309. | Said Umer (saidii) | 84.42 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9310. | Jiggen (ggenji69) | 84.42 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9311. | Soph (sssoooppphhh) | 84.41 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 9312. | Trevor Day (trevormicday) | 84.40 | 98% | 2024-07-11 |
| 9313. | Jojo (jojocalabza) | 84.40 | 98.4% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9314. | Sasim (sasim) | 84.40 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 9315. | Arnav (cricketman360) | 84.39 | 96% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9316. | Kyle (impossibleguy34) | 84.39 | 95.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9317. | Mr (mr_pottato) | 84.39 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| 9318. | b (3betpunts) | 84.38 | 96.7% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9319. | Dmitry (d1mque) | 84.38 | 99% | 2019-08-20 |
| 9320. | Gabazh (gabazh) | 84.37 | 97% | 2025-10-29 |
| 9321. | Magz (magzse7en) | 84.37 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9322. | Peepee und caci in peepee c... | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 9323. | Bingo Bongo (bingo_bongo_) | 84.36 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9324. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 84.36 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 9325. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 84.36 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 9326. | matt (matterz5) | 84.36 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 9327. | The Goat (aidansninjas) | 84.35 | 98% | 2024-06-03 |
| 9328. | subarashi (subarashi325) | 84.35 | 97.7% | 2023-06-10 |
| 9329. | Ethan (essrules) | 84.35 | 97.2% | 2023-08-05 |
| 9330. | MHFC (stavsitbon) | 84.34 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 9331. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 84.34 | 96.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |