Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3791. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 64.34 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 3792. | DabFidgetSpinner (soongb) | 64.33 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3793. | KayZed (kayzed) | 64.33 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 3794. | Alex (bluebearthunder) | 64.32 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 3795. | Kudjung (kudjung) | 64.31 | 95% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3796. | Flash (bala6978) | 64.31 | 95% | 2017-08-10 |
| 3797. | eric (eric8) | 64.30 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 3798. | Kyle (kaptainpowz) | 64.30 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3799. | Coco (ummena) | 64.28 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3800. | Rosalinda (mousielinda) | 64.27 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3801. | fahad (fahadahmed_lu) | 64.26 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3802. | Dumby (cooh) | 64.26 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 3803. | Akrish (akrish) | 64.26 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 3804. | Axel (prodiicate) | 64.25 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 3805. | Marcos (elchindi) | 64.25 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3806. | oof (osmosis99) | 64.21 | 96% | 2019-06-15 |
| 3807. | Eric (eibaugh) | 64.20 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 3808. | Jazz (melotea) | 64.20 | 95% | 2020-05-10 |
| 3809. | Dmitry (d1mque) | 64.20 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3810. | Tasriek (seanpaolo_22) | 64.17 | 94% | 2020-05-06 |
| 3811. | Ibo (orangeleaves) | 64.17 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 3812. | Goyo (goyo1) | 64.16 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3813. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 64.16 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 3814. | Harris (htotheg) | 64.15 | 93% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3815. | aster (asterr) | 64.14 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 3816. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 64.12 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 3817. | uchka (uchka0826) | 64.10 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 3818. | Ian (bgmad) | 64.09 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3819. | matan (malsonic) | 64.08 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3820. | Asger (chocoplank) | 64.07 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |