Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15221. | (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 76.03 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 15222. | yentup (yentup) | 76.03 | 81% | 2015-11-02 |
| 15223. | (foxmcweezer) | 76.03 | 96% | 2014-06-24 |
| 15224. | (aaronw12321) | 76.03 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15225. | ssj sasuke (ssj_sasuke) | 76.03 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 15226. | (enodllew) | 76.03 | 92% | 2012-06-27 |
| 15227. | (ymagunn) | 76.03 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 15228. | (budabudimir) | 76.02 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 15229. | (craizar) | 76.02 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 15230. | Touko (toukka1) | 76.02 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 15231. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 76.02 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 15232. | (snowk49) | 76.02 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 15233. | (sarejo) | 76.01 | — | 2008-10-25 |
| 15234. | Kenley (kenfunky32) | 76.01 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15235. | (kelper) | 76.01 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 15236. | Zenith (cbsamson16) | 76.01 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
| 15237. | (cder3) | 76.00 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
| 15238. | (rollinggg) | 76.00 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 15239. | Pop (floppying) | 76.00 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 15240. | * (000100020003) | 76.00 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
| 15241. | (cyclops13) | 76.00 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 15242. | (blue6249) | 76.00 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 15243. | (mineplexmatt) | 75.99 | 97.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15244. | Arun Kumar Singh (systemflaws) | 75.99 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 15245. | (akratic_adrem) | 75.99 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 15246. | (loya) | 75.98 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 15247. | Matthew (vokori) | 75.98 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 15248. | (mute_6) | 75.98 | 95% | 2022-04-30 |
| 15249. | (dundunbread) | 75.98 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 15250. | oh look, nothing! (grimmujow) | 75.97 | 97% | 2017-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |