Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3280. | Necc (necc_pain) | 69.20 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 3281. | Anand (dread_mutant) | 69.19 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 3282. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 69.19 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3283. | mh9r (mh9r) | 69.18 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3284. | Raz (adashi) | 69.16 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 3285. | Elo (ouilla) | 69.16 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 3286. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 69.16 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3287. | Justin (thetechnoking) | 69.15 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3288. | z (qatarking24) | 69.15 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3289. | LeftButtox (leftbuttox) | 69.14 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3290. | Pearson (pearsonsm) | 69.13 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3291. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 69.13 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 3292. | Jacob (lollipop1dino) | 69.12 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 3293. | TPOG (tpog) | 69.11 | 95% | 2017-09-01 |
| 3294. | Tom (duyznuts) | 69.11 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 3295. | TImothy (timot3a) | 69.11 | 96% | 2019-09-05 |
| 3296. | Bruce (cybwong) | 69.10 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3297. | HMan (edhac) | 69.09 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3298. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 3299. | Jerry (jernjej) | 69.07 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 3300. | Luis (lavp) | 69.06 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 3301. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 69.05 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 3302. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 69.03 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3303. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 69.03 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3304. | Manbir (shadowkillz) | 69.00 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 3305. | Lam (18600352) | 69.00 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3306. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 68.98 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3307. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 68.98 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3308. | Aayush (aayushdas) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 3309. | Roman (snoozed) | 68.97 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |