As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4053. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 101.06 | 96% | 2017-05-08 |
| 4054. | Loui (benesso_) | 101.06 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 4055. | Beth (beth5507) | 101.06 | 100% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4056. | nex (nxeuz) | 101.05 | 98% | 2024-07-31 |
| 4057. | Harish (cyberpunk2k) | 101.05 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 4058. | Nafre (nafre) | 101.05 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 4059. | RAE (typing_expert) | 101.05 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 4060. | Vinh (chuckychuck) | 101.04 | 99% | 2024-06-18 |
| 4061. | Mark (wiseruser) | 101.04 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4062. | Logtuf (logtuf) | 101.04 | 97.6% | 2023-11-09 |
| 4063. | Maria (marose14) | 101.04 | 99% | 2015-04-04 |
| 4064. | Eva (blue_is_a_color) | 101.03 | 99% | 2025-02-08 |
| 4065. | Finn (finnark) | 101.03 | 96% | 2016-12-22 |
| 4066. | Cosmic Enigma (cosmic_enigma) | 101.02 | 99% | 2024-02-29 |
| 4067. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 101.02 | 98.4% | 2023-08-21 |
| 4068. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 101.02 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 4069. | Cyber (cyberpuffs) | 101.01 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 4070. | Kevin (megatron0408) | 101.01 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 4071. | DropTables("Users") (batter... | 101.01 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 4072. | Jake (aurelias) | 101.00 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 4073. | e (galoiscorrespondence) | 101.00 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 4074. | (palpha) | 100.99 | 97.9% | 2024-01-22 |
| 4075. | Mike (roguecurlybracket) | 100.99 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 4076. | noah (lscoobl) | 100.99 | 98% | 2023-10-16 |
| 4077. | Sophia (小雪） (renissia) | 100.99 | 99% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4078. | Jose (relictus) | 100.99 | 92% | 2015-09-19 |
| 4079. | Nephy (sylvius326) | 100.98 | 98.6% | 2024-10-29 |
| 4080. | Pedraam (pedraamy) | 100.97 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 4081. | Eryk (fatmamma) | 100.97 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4082. | Minh (mn99) | 100.97 | 97.8% | 2023-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |