So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21656. | Nathan (shad0wb0x) | 65.84 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 21657. | Fei (feiyan) | 65.84 | 94% | 2023-09-20 |
| 21658. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 65.84 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 21659. | Tam (tam04101993) | 65.84 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 21660. | red (redidk3) | 65.84 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 21661. | Guest (dbluedb) | 65.84 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 21662. | Anwar (anwar3606) | 65.84 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 21663. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 65.84 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
| 21664. | fastest (_fastest_typist) | 65.83 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 21665. | Kyozaki (kyozaki) | 65.83 | 93% | 2021-04-12 |
| 21666. | Benjamin (justaregularnerd) | 65.83 | 87% | 2017-02-16 |
| 21667. | Prince (prince1234) | 65.83 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 21668. | tstats[dino13581234] (dino1... | 65.83 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 21669. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 65.83 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 21670. | Pan (luckercorgi240) | 65.83 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 21671. | Anirudh (anirudh90) | 65.83 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 21672. | Eva (shadow72927) | 65.82 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 21673. | Vũ (minhvu1504) | 65.82 | 96% | 2012-10-02 |
| 21674. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 65.82 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
| 21675. | Hadley (haddark) | 65.81 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 21676. | Miles (wafflegamer99) | 65.81 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 21677. | Changnam (rotoflemf) | 65.81 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| 21678. | Vivek (vivthang) | 65.81 | 96% | 2014-11-13 |
| 21679. | Akirajin (akirajin) | 65.81 | — | 2009-11-01 |
| 21680. | Rathinamoorthy (rathinamoor... | 65.80 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 21681. | Lucas (lucastds) | 65.80 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 21682. | ✈FollowMe✈ (shamshadtahir) | 65.80 | 93% | 2011-06-24 |
| 21683. | Talgat (talgattim) | 65.79 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 21684. | Henna (hennajuliet) | 65.79 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 21685. | Mike (mcpshiming) | 65.79 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |