As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11436. | Jake (avytrius) | 80.34 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 11437. | Long (bachthime) | 80.34 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 11438. | Vincent (stupig) | 80.34 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 11439. | Albin (albinforsberg) | 80.33 | 97.1% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11440. | Kojiro (its_kojiro) | 80.33 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11441. | spoodser (spoods_) | 80.33 | 97% | 2024-02-12 |
| 11442. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 80.33 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 11443. | Wiqe (wiqepedia) | 80.33 | 96.6% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11444. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 80.33 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 11445. | Lucas (opoutinechooo) | 80.32 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 11446. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 80.32 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 11447. | shadyan (shadyan) | 80.32 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11448. | Kyron (kliu5303) | 80.32 | 95.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 11449. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 80.32 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 11450. | Griffin (gons) | 80.32 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 11451. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 80.32 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 11452. | Arararararararararagi (manaso) | 80.31 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 11453. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 80.31 | 97.8% | 2025-01-05 |
| 11454. | Timothy (cyanthunder) | 80.31 | 93% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11455. | Crater (cratercuber) | 80.30 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11456. | Nutty (ryanand1) | 80.30 | 92% | 2016-06-29 |
| 11457. | Almaz (almazzz1) | 80.30 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 11458. | Moo (juicymoo) | 80.30 | 96.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11459. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 80.30 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11460. | Chris (chalcrow) | 80.29 | 99% | 2015-06-18 |
| 11461. | Zi (zdry) | 80.29 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 11462. | Mobin (mobinstime) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 11463. | Muthu (muthus) | 80.28 | 95% | 2015-06-03 |
| 11464. | Bea (chilichanga) | 80.27 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11465. | Dalton (dalousha) | 80.27 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |