I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1151. | (impeeverything) | 132.80 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 1152. | (h7karu) | 132.78 | 99.4% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1153. | (notofu) | 132.78 | 100% | 2022-03-02 |
| 1154. | (grotesquevinny) | 132.74 | 100% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1155. | (dayzstroy) | 132.73 | 100% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1156. | juen (thrids) | 132.72 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1157. | (nowt) | 132.70 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 1158. | (ninwa) | 132.69 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 1159. | (fuccboy420) | 132.69 | 99% | 2019-01-20 |
| 1160. | (zayorin) | 132.68 | 100% | 2017-07-30 |
| 1161. | (7ur7l3) | 132.66 | 100% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1162. | (nextletter) | 132.66 | 99% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1163. | (xps61092) | 132.66 | 98% | 2026-05-10 |
| 1164. | (axemalt) | 132.66 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 1165. | (abertes) | 132.65 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 1166. | adsf (max_m7) | 132.64 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| 1167. | grubres (saveall) | 132.62 | 98% | 2025-12-02 |
| 1168. | (ammarthedeveloper) | 132.62 | 99% | 2026-01-16 |
| 1169. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 132.62 | 99% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1170. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 132.62 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1171. | Fart (chuckster73) | 132.62 | 98.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 1172. | God is Love (kjb3) | 132.62 | 100% | 2017-02-26 |
| 1173. | (tssal) | 132.61 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1174. | (catnoodles) | 132.60 | 99% | 2025-09-06 |
| 1175. | (lolwut9001) | 132.60 | 99% | 2017-03-02 |
| 1176. | (davidfellows) | 132.60 | 100% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1177. | (jepslol) | 132.58 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 1178. | (omarthefast) | 132.57 | 100% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1179. | (ivlu) | 132.55 | 96.9% | 2024-05-03 |
| 1180. | (yurek) | 132.54 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |